Pick the month you were born in:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I did the Macarena with

April--I played with

May--I choked on

June--I murdered

July--I sang to

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I smoked

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a gangster

6-------a Mexican

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friend's boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------an I-pod

12-------a banana

13-------Chuck Norris

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a football player

21-------a ninja

22-------a fireman

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a baseball bat

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------my science teacher

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because I was high.

Black-------Because that's how I roll.

Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because I'm cool.

Gray--------Because I was drunk

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because I hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

None------Because I cant control myself